Quotes
1x01 - Pilot
Dean : [To Jess] You know I gotta tell you, you are completely
out of my brother's league.
Dean : House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts
his cakehole.
Sam : [To Dean] When I told Dad I was scared of the thing in my
closet, he gave me a .45.
Dean : You can pretend all you want, Sammy. But sooner or later
you're going to have to face up to who you really are.
Sam : Who is that?
Dean : One of us.
Dean : [To Sam] You know, we made a hell of a team back there.
1x02 - Wendigo
Dean : [To Wendigo] Chow time, you freaky bastard. Yeah, that's right,
bring it on baby. I taste good.
Hailey : You're Rangers?
Dean : That's right.
Hailey : And you're hiking out in biker boots and jeans?
Dean : Well, sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Dean : [To Sam] No, you're not fine. You're like a powder keg,
man, it's not like you. I'm supposed to the beligerent one, remember?
Sam : [To Dean] I gotta find Jessica's killer. It's the only thing I
can think about.
1x03 - Dead In The Water
Dean : [To Sam] Oh God, we’re not gonna have to hug or anything,
are we?
Andrea : [To Dean] Must be hard with your sense of direction.
Never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.
Will : All these workouts Soph—I don’t know. Guys don’t
like buff girls.
Sophie : Yeah well, girls don’t like guys who still live at
home.
Dean : I just don’t want to leave town till I know the kid’s
okay.
Sam : Who are you, and what have you done with my brother?
Andrea : [To Dean] You saved my son. I can’t ask for more
than that. Dad loved me. He loved Lucas. No matter what he did, I just
have to hold on to that.
Lucas : Zeppelin rules!
1x04 - Phantom Traveler
Sam : Are you ok?
Dean : No, not really.
Sam : Why? What's wrong?
Dean : I kind of have this problem with... (moves his hand in a plane
motion)
Sam : Flying?
Dean : It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam : You're joking right?
Dean : Do I look like I'm joking?! Why do you think I drive everywhere,
Sam?!
1x05 - Bloody Mary
Dean : So what did you dream about?
Sam : Lollipops and candy canes.
Dean : Do I look like Paris Hilton?
Dean : This is about Jessica, isn’t it? You think that’s
your dirty little secret that you killed her somehow? Sam, this has got
to stop, man. I mean, the nightmares and calling her name out in the middle
of the night - it’s gonna kill you. Now listen to me - it wasn’t
your fault. If you wanna blame something, then blame the thing that killed
her. Or hell, why don’t you take a swing at me? I mean I’m the
one that dragged you away from her in the first place.
Sam : Look…you’re my brother and I’d die for you, but
there are some things I need to keep to myself.
1x06 - Skin
Dean : First I'm gonna find that handsome devil and kick the holy
crap out of him.
Dean : [To Sam] Like it or not, we're not like other people.
Sam : Even at Stanford, deep down, I never really fit in.
Dean : Well, that's cause you're a freak.
Sam : I tell them I'm on a road trip with my big brother. I tell
them I need some time off after Jess.
Dean : So you lie to them?
Sam : No, I just don't tell them everything.
Dean : Yeah, that's called lying.
Dean : Remember when I said this wasn't our kind of problem?
Sam : Yeah
Dean : Definitely our kind of problem.
Shapeshifter as Dean : [To Sam] See, deep down, I'm just jealous. You
got friends, you could have a life. Me? I know I'm a freak and sooner or later
everyone's going to leave me.
1x07 - Hook Man
Taylor : Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.
Lori : There’s nothing you wouldn’t do.
Dean : Your, uh, half-caf, double vanilla latte is gettin’
cold over here, Francis.
Dean : Saved your ass! Talked the sheriff down to a fine. Dude, I am
Matlock.
Sam : But how?
Dean : I told him you were a dumbass pledge and that we were hazing you.
Sam : What about the shotgun?
Dean : I said that you were hunting ghosts and the spirits were repelled
by rock salt. You know, typical Hell Week prank.
Sam : And he believed you?
Dean : Well, you look like a dumbass pledge.
1x08 - Bugs
Dean : Mad Cow? Wasn't that on Oprah?
Sam : You watch Oprah?
Sam : The question is why bugs? And why now?
Dean : That's two questions.
Dean : [To Sam] You're kinda like the blond chick in The Munsters
Sam : So, how do we break the curse?
Dean : You dont break a curse. You get out of it's way.
1x09 - Home
Missouri : People dont come here for the truth, they come here
for good news.
Dean : [To Sam] Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting evil stuff?
Dean : First you tell me you've got The Shining and then you tell
me I've got to go back home, especially when...
Sam : When what?
Dean : When I swore to myself I would never go back there.
Dean : [On phone to John] Dad? I know I've left you messages before.
I dont even know if you get them. But I'm with Sam and we're in Lawrence
and there's something in our old house. I dont know if it's the thing
that killed Mom or not but ... I dont know what to do. So, whatever you're
doing, if you could get here. Please. I need your help Dad.
Sam : Dad going missing and Jessica dying and now this house all happening
at once. It just feels like something's starting.
Mary : [To Poltergeist] You get out of my house and let go of my son.
1x10 - Asylum
Dean : [To Sam] See that attitude there ... that's why I always
get the extra cookie.
Dean : The only thing that makes me more nervous than a pissed
off spirit is the pissed off spirit of a psycho killer.
Dean : You're not gonna try and kill me, are you?
Sam : No.
Dean : Good, 'cause that would be awkward.
Dean : [About John] I love the guy but I swear he writes like
freakin' Yoda.
Kat : So how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
Sam : It's kind of our job.
Kat : Why would anyone want a job like that?
Sam : I had a crappy guidance counsellor.
1x11 - Scarecrow
John : Listen, Sammy, I, uh…I also know what happened to
your girlfriend. I’m so sorry. I would’ve done anything to protect
you from that.
Sam : I don’t understand the blind faith you have in the
man. I mean, it’s like you don’t even question him.
Dean : Yeah, it’s called being a good son!
Dean : [To Scarecrow] Dude, you fugly!
Meg : Here’s to us. The food might be bad, and the beds might
be hard. But at least we’re living our own lives. And nobody else’s.
Dean : You’ve always known what you want. And you go after
it. You stand up to Dad. And you always have. Hell, I wish I—anyway….I
admire that about you. I’m proud of you, Sammy.
Sam : I don’t even know what to say.
Dean : Say you’ll take care of yourself.
Sam : I will.
Sam : I still wanna find Dad. And you’re still a pain in the ass.
But, Jess and Mom - they’re both gone. Dad is God knows where. You and
me. We’re all that’s left. So, if we’re gonna see this through,
we’re gonna do it together.
Dean : Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.
1x12 - Faith
Dean : Have you ever watched daytime TV... It's horrible! Ooh, that
teddy bear softner, I'm gonna hunt that little bitch down!
Dean : Hey, you better take care of that car. Or, I swear, I’ll
haunt your ass.
Dean : Well, I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses
aren’t even hot.
Sam : You know, this whole I-laugh-in-the-face-of-death thing?
It’s crap. I can see right through it.
Dean : Why? Why me? Out of all the sick people, why save me?
Roy : Well, like I said before, the Lord guides me. I looked into
your heart, and you just stood out from all the rest.
Dean : What did you see in my heart?
Roy : A young man with an important purpose. A job to do. And it
isn’t finished.
Dean : Hey. Uh, you know, I’m not much of the prayin’ type.
But I’m gonna pray for you.
Layla : Well. There’s a miracle right there.
1x13 - Route 666
Sam : My life was so simple. Just school. Exams. Papers on polycentric
cultural norms.
Dean : So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.
Sam : Yeah, occasionally I miss boring.
Dean : Alright, so this killer truck...
Sam : I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer
truck".
Cassie : [To Dean] The guy I'm with, the guy I'm hoping might
be in my future, tells me he professionally pops ghosts.
Sam : [To Dean] You mean you dated someone? For more than one
night?
Sam : [To Dean about Cassie] What's interesting is you guys never really
look at each other at the same time. You look at her when she's not looking;
she checks you out when you look away. It's just an interesting observation.
In a, you know, observationally interesting way.
1x14 - Nightmare
Dean : If you’re gonna hurl, I’ll pull the car over,
you know, ‘cause the upholstery...
Dean : Our family’s not cursed. We just had our dark spots.
Sam : Our dark spots are pretty dark.
Max : All these people kept coming with, like, casseroles. I finally
had to tell them all to go away. You know, ‘cause nothing says “I’m
sorry” like a tuna casserole.
Sam : Well, I’ll tell you one thing - we’re lucky we
had Dad.
Dean : I never thought I’d hear you say that.
Dean : As long as I’m around, nothing bad is gonna happen to you.
Now then, I know what we need to do about your premonitions. I know where we
have to go.
Sam : Where?
Dean : Vegas. What? Come on, man. Craps table. We’d clean up.
1x15 - The Benders
Kathleen : Does your cousin have a drinking problem?
Dean : Sam? Two beers and he’s doin’ karaoke.
Dean : Yeah, Dean. Kind of the black sheep of the family. Handsome, though.
Dean : Look, here’s the thing. When we were young, I pretty much
pulled him from a fire. And ever since then, I’ve felt responsible
for him. Like it’s my job to keep him safe. I’m just afraid
if we don’t find him fast. Please. He’s my family.
Dean : Never do that again.
Sam : Do what?
Dean : Go missin’ like that.
Sam : You were worried about me.
Dean : All I’m sayin’ is, you vanish like that again, I’m not
lookin’ for ya.
Sam : Sure, you won’t.
1x16 - Shadow
Dean : Hey Sam, next time you want to get laid, find a girl who's
not so buckets of crazy, eh?
Sam : [To Dean] You mind doing a little thinking with your upstairs
brain?
Dean : I spoke to Amy - a charming perky officer of the law.
Sam : Yeah, what did you find out?
Dean : Well, she's a Sagitarius, she loves tequila, I mean... *sighs*,
oh and she's got this little tattoo right...
Sam : Dean!
Sam : There's gotta be something that you want for yourself.
Dean : Yeah, I don't want you to leave the second this is over,
Sam.
Sam : Dude, what's your problem?
Dean : Why do you think I drag you everywhere? Huh? Why do you
think I came and got you at Stanford in the first place?
Sam : Cause Dad was in trouble. Cause you wanted to find the thing
that killed Mom.
Dean : Yes that. But it's more than that, man. You and me and Dad.
I want us to be together again. I want us to be a family again.
Sam : Dean, we are a family. I'd do anything for you. But things
will never be the way they were before.
Dean : Could be.
Sam : Well, I don't want them to be. I'm not going to live this
life forever. Dean, when this is over, you're going to have to let me
go my own way.
John : [To Dean and Sam] This fight is just starting. We're all going
to have a part to play.
1x17 - Hell House
Sam : Of all the things we've hunted, how many exist just because
people believed in them?
Dean : I barely have any skin left on my palm.
Sam : I'm not touching that line with a ten foot pole.
Dean : Most of those websites wouldn't know a ghost if it bit
them in the persqueeter.
Dean: I hate rats.
Sam : You rather it was a ghost?
Dean : Yes.
1x18 - Something Wicked
Dean : Don’t worry. I’m sure there’s something
in Fitchburg worth killing.
Sam : Yeah, what makes you so sure?
Dean : Because I’m the oldest, which means I’m always
right.
Sam : No it doesn’t.
Dean : Yeah, it totally does.
John : Alright, if something tries to bust in...
Young Dean : Shoot first, ask questions later.
John : That’s my man.
Michael : King or two queens?
Dean : Two queens.
Michael : Yeah, I’ll bet.
Dean : Yeah, well. First of all, I’m not going to open fire
in a friggin’ pediatrics ward.
Sam : Good call.
Dean : Second, it wouldn’t have done any good cause the bastard’s
bulletproof unless he’s chowing down on something. And third, I wasn’t
packing. Which is probably a really good thing cause I probably would
have just burned a clip in him off of the principal alone.
Dean : I’d give anything not to tell you this, but sometimes
nightmares are real.
Sam : I wish I could have that kind of innocence.
Dean : If it means anything, sometimes I wish you could, too.
1x19 - Provenance
Sam : So, what are we today, Dean? Are we rock stars? Are we Army
Rangers?
Dean : We’re L.A. TV scouts looking for people with special
skills.
Sarah : A fine example of American Primitive, wouldn’t you
say?
Sam : Well, I’d say it’s more Grant Wood than Grandma
Moses... but you knew that. You just wanted to see if I did.
Dean : And I don’t mean any disrespect, but I’m - I’m
sure that this is about Jessica, right? Now, I don’t know what it’s
like to lose somebody like that... but.... I would think that she would
want you to be happy. God forbid, have fun once in a while. Wouldn’t
she?
Dean : Sam... marry that girl.
Sarah : So, this is what you guys do for a living?
Sam : Not exactly. We don’t get paid.
Sarah : You guys seem to be uncomfortably comfortable with this.
Sam : Well... this isn’t exactly the first grave we’ve dug.
Still think I’m a catch?
1x20 - Dead Man's Blood
Sam : Hey, there’s salt over here. Right inside the door.
Dean : You mean like protection-against-demon salt, or, uh, ‘oops,
I spilled the popcorn’ salt?
Dean : Vampires. It gets funnier every time I hear it.
John : Hey, and Dean, why don’t you touch up your car before
you get rust? I wouldn’t have given you the damn thing if I thought
you were gonna ruin it.
John : Back in 1835, when Halley’s comet was overhead, the
same night those men died at the Alamo, they say Samuel Colt made a gun.
A special gun. He made it for a hunter - a man like us, only on horseback.
The story goes, he made 13 bullets. This hunter used the gun a half dozen
times before he disappeared, the gun along with him. Somehow, Daniel got
his hands on it. They say.... They say this gun can kill anything.
Dean : Kill anything, like supernatural anything?
Sam : Like the demon.
John : Yeah, the demon. Ever since I picked up its trail, I’ve
been looking for a way to destroy that thing. Find the gun... we may have
it.
John : So somewhere along the line I stopped being your father.
And I became your drill sergeant.
John : It scares the hell out of me. You two are all I’ve got.
But I guess we are stronger as a family. So... we go after this damn thing...
together.
1x21 - Salvation
Dean : Call you? Are you kidding me? Dad, I called you from Lawrence,
alright? Sam called you when I was dying. I mean, getting you on the phone
- I got a better chance of winning the lottery.
John : I want to stop losing people we love. I want you to go
to school. I want, I want Dean to have a home. I want Mary alive. I just...
I just want this to be over.
Dean : Don’t say just in case something happens to you. I
don’t want to hear that freakin’ speech, man. Nobody’s
dying tonight. Not us, not that family, nobody... Except that demon. That
evil son of a bitch isn’t getting any older than tonight, you understand
me?
Meg : I’m so not in the mood for this. I’ve just been
shot!
Sam : Dean, let me go! It’s still in there!
Dean : It’s burning to the ground! It’s suicide!
Sam : I don’t care!
Dean : I do!
Dean : Sam, look... The three of us, that’s all we have. And that’s
all I have. Sometimes I feel like I’m barely holding it together, man.
Without you and Dad.....
1x22 - Devil's Trap
Dean : Well, yeah, but last time we saw you, I mean, you did threaten
to blast him full of buckshot. Cocked the shotgun and everything.
Bobby : Yeah, well, what can I say? John just has that effect on
people.
Bobby : The storm’s coming, and you boys, your Daddy - you
are smack in the middle of it.
Dean : [To Fireman] Well, I’ve got a Yorkie upstairs and
he pees when he’s nervous....
Dean : You know that guy I shot? There was a person in there.
Sam : You didn’t have a choice, Dean.
Dean : Yeah, I know, that’s not what bothers me.
Sam : Then what does?
Dean : Killing that guy, killing Meg. I didn’t hesitate, I didn’t
even flinch. For you or Dad, the things I’m willing to do or kill, it’s
just, uh .... it scares me sometimes.
